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Halo Halo I don’t know why I say Halo

The upcoming Halo movie got itself a new director recently, but lost a script. My hit-sensing senses are still wavering. There’s no reason why a Halo film shouldn’t rock to high heaven but people screw things up all the time.

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Jackson talks Halo

Peter Jackson was interviewed recently by Paul Fischer about the upcoming Halo film (which he’s producing) and gave some really straightforward replies.

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Halo Mother of Syd!

That’s such a bad pun it’s almost not a pun. It’s mostly crap. Anyhow, two bits of news that excite me.

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Takedown

Why am I at work? I could have used this storm-screwing-up-public-transport excuse to come in at least another hour late. I could have been home, playing Burnout 3!

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The curse.

I swore I’d not be involved with the accursed cheque again. It’s only going to cause trouble I said. It’s a trap I told him. I’m not fooled by this early morning call. It’s false hope. But he pleaded with me.

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Games and Other Things

I knew it! I knew it! I was wandering around Halo 2, and for once, a marine survived with me. She kept saying encouraging things, and I thought to myself — You sound like Donna from That 70’s Show

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Focus

An Xbox stole my concentration. Playing through Halo (the original) on heroic is taking up too much of my time.

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Halo 2 continued…

How exciting. The two-minute ‘tutorial’ level which is ommited from the co-op campaign actually has a few very cool minutes of cut-scenes. So it turns out the intro I thought was the intro isn’t. It explains quite a bit of stuff. Never mind. I’ve seen it now.

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Halo 2

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! I have it. 3 years of waiting. I love it. I’ve finished it.

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Ignore them

Ignoreth these false prophets spreading their Halo 2 blasphemy. Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War is thine one true god. Doeth not stray from the path or thou shalleth be smote good.

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I’m not anywhere

I came to the realisation a few days ago that I’d actually be clearing more money per week if I worked about 7 hours less.

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Master Chief escapes the destruction of Halo: a monologue.

Time to get out of here. Ah ha! Just what I need; a room full of Warthogs. Now which one shall I take? They all look the same. Eeney meeny miney mo … What, Cortana? Only 5 minutes to escape. Then I’d better take this one.

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