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Film Reviews (a–f)

Blade: Trinity

Red skivvies are so cool.

The Bourne Supremacy

In which Bourne shows his supremacy.

Brain Dead

You haven't lived until you've seen zombies getting it on.

Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason

In which Bridget returns, but forgets to be funny.

Casino Royale

Arm yourself, because no one else here will save you. Those losers.

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

It's Wilder v. Depp, live from the Choclate Factory.

Children of Men

Or the lack thereof.

Closer

Closer as in "come closer". It's not a film about closing things.

The Constant Gardener

Yes, he's just gardening, for the whole movie.

Constantine

Insert cool tagline concerning heaven and hell here.

Corpse Bride

Can a heart still break after it's stopped beating?

Daredevil

In which Ben Affleck is fighting blind.

Dawn of the Dead

In which we need guns. Lots of guns.

Die Another Day

In which Bond runs out of decent movie titles.

The Fountain